Right seat chump

A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.

Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !

Yeah he is a right seat chump though.

Oh what a shame ...

by Skygods January 23, 2022

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.

"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"

by megaboom26 January 29, 2016

redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.

In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.

by QuacksO June 02, 2021

splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.

I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.

by MissMaiTai September 19, 2021

empty seat

the void that is felt, especially around holidays, when there is a loved one missing from the table, typically due to death; a noticeable absence of a deceased or missing family member or friend

There was an empty seat at Thanksgiving this year. We really miss Mom.

by Lydia December 12, 2014