splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.
by MissMaiTai September 19, 2021
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GoProne

- adjective
1. One who is naturally inclined to recording day-to-day activities with a GoPro camera - whether washing dishes, parasailing, knitting or race car drifting.
Bob is more GoProne than Billy. I just watched a GoPro video on YouTube of him considering the "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" deal in the Ice Cream aisle.
by MissMaiTai January 15, 2011
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