Quinten the butler

A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.

Thee story of the butler named Quinten.

Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?

Quinten the butler by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017

Queen of the Beautifuls 

1. a person so consumed by narcasissm and ego that they concider themselves (or pretend to be) better than anyone else, when they are quite the opposite

2. the most beautiful of the beautifuls

3. an insult used in way of sarcasm

"They loathe me because they love me. It's my attention they crave."

"Oh yes, because you're the absolutle Queen of the Beautifuls, aren't you?"

Queen of the Beautifuls by push.tyber June 1, 2006

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

not so quiet on the western front 

A compilation of punk rock bands from the San Fransisco area
and Nevada Area.

GDMFSOB I cant move, I cant twitch!!-song by bad posture on Not so quiet on the western front.

not so quiet on the western front by elmo pimps hoes February 2, 2007

Queen of the Harpies 

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.

I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.

Queen of the Harpies by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

queer eye for the straight guy by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006