tomahawk chop

While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.

As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.

by Tater Trash November 7, 2008

fat chop

a large quantity of cannibus chopped up with tobacco in a bowl so that people may pack fat cones as they please and get chonged as

fat chop
ridicoulos deals
getting loose
packin' it fat

by looseunit June 30, 2008

vajayj chop

a swift chop to the female reproductive system aka the "baby maker"

The bitch kicked me in the nuts so i vajayj chopped her ass.

by Lucdom November 14, 2007

Chop Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl with braces. Its like getting your dick chopped up.

Yo, this bitch gave me a nasty chop job last night!

by rookie michelle May 19, 2006

The Slap-Chop

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.

"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."

by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010

Nazi Chop

A quick hit to your chest, then you chop at your target.

go monkey use your Nazi Chop

by Randolph .A. A May 1, 2008

Navy Chop

Is a judo chop that is performed by jumping high into the air, a leg raised so it will seem that you are about to drop kick the person, so while they cringe they expose their neck, where a brutalizing judo chop is performed on it. Usually leads to instantaneous death, however there has been known to be survivors, but those are very rare, and you should not be expect to survive if the Navy Chop is performed on you.

Requirements in order to do the Navy Chop:
Must have served time in the Navy
Must be a Freemason
Must be from Kyrgyzstan
Must be a brother of Phi Chi Epsilon

B.rab: Damn, that guy is taking your girl bro

Borat: *smirks* It's alright

Performs the Navy Chop on the guy

B.rab: Damn bro, remind me not to fuck around with any of your girls

by B.rab June 19, 2010