Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.

Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before

by smelly the tetrapod April 9, 2021

technifeasibility

Defining the ability of a technical solution to an identified problem.

Let's shedule time to grok the technifeasibility of the solution we have in mind.

by BlkTruffle April 16, 2021

technipotent

Person who is all-knowing about computers and software - exhibiting extraordinary abilities and understanding of technology.

My laptop appeared broken during a sales presentation but because my business partner is technipotent, I was able to continue the demonstration in a matter of moments.

by Gemgara108 August 20, 2021

technitian

Lying sack of shit

Craig is a world class technitian, if he was going to make forgeries they would not be this bad

by Toshi-Oshi December 19, 2021

technippy

Music producer and professional hacker

My friend: TechNippy just hacked another channel!
Me: Oh, was it Benjike?

by CsBercel January 1, 2022

technidiot

1. When you send your electronic device in for repair or upgrade and it comes back in worse shape than it was, it was repaired by a technidiot.

2. Those people who claim to " follow the science" and yet demonstrate they do not know or understand any science are also technidiots.

My iphone was repaired by a technidiot. It never worked right again.

by Helium5793 March 28, 2022

Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!

Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.

by EvileDNA September 7, 2022