take care of

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.

Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

by D'arcy-Starr McIntosh August 29, 2005

Takehiro

Takehiro is a name for an amazing japanese man. he is extremely handsome and has touched the hearts of thousands. he is loved by all humans and animals. more often than not, woman's panties fall down when he walks by. he is the true definition of a ladies man.

Takehiro is the coolest cat in town

by coleygib June 6, 2011

take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

by anonomoose May 5, 2014

take you out

When somebody says this to you, it means they're asking you out. They want to "take you out" on a date. Usually it also means that they'll pay for your meal.

"Hey shawty let me take you out tonight."

by koolinj April 28, 2020

willie tacker

A person that grabs another person's beard.

When Harold was a little boy he went to see Santa at the mall. When he tried to pull Santa's beard off to see if he was the real Santa, he was being a willie tacker.

by TheGrimGroomp March 15, 2014

I wouldn't take that

A phrase used to incite or egg on another into retaliating against some perceived slight. Common in the playground / schoolyard in London of the 1980s

Raah, he cussed down your mum, I wouldn't take that you know!

by TheLivinShit May 18, 2009

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009