to stroke the male genitalia while firmly grasping the shaft and hand-thrusting up and down repetitively until the squirt
David: Lemme see yo left hand
Tyler: I can't, I can't show you
David: Oh, you SQUEEZED tuh-day! Didn't chu
Tyler: I can't, I can't show you
David: Oh, you SQUEEZED tuh-day! Didn't chu
by rebackt8 November 30, 2014
Get the squeeze mug.n. Roomate is discussing a friend's sex life:
"That's alot of squeeb, dude."
adj. As a father is gathering son's clothes for the wash:
"Woah, Dad...that's my squeeb sock!"
"That's alot of squeeb, dude."
adj. As a father is gathering son's clothes for the wash:
"Woah, Dad...that's my squeeb sock!"
by girvin June 23, 2009
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a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth
by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010
Get the Cheesy Squeeze mug.When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.
(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
by TScottsby September 20, 2012
Get the Suicide Squeeze mug.When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.
Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?
Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013
Get the tit squeeze mug.Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
Get the Sausalito Squeegee mug.Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!
Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!
Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!
by Bone July 22, 2004
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