Dont Speak

1.
A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland.

2.
A language where the begining structure is completely contraditionary, and either involves the words don't or I Know.

3.
A complicated way to speak which confuses surrounding listeners, yet makes sense only to ones know what you mean. Very funny because of peoples reactions when they try to butt in your business.

"Dont call me when you get off work"
Translation: Call me after work.

"I know why this girl got a maxi pad stuck to her high heels"
Translation: Why does she have a maxi pad stuck to her heal?

"Dont I know why this girl keep call me?"
Translation: Why does this girl keep calling my ass, buggin me?

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004

half-speak

To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.

"God, I'm sick of Hamish and Joseph half-speaking all the time!"

by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006

spakker

Someone who is not very intelligent, acting like they have a disabilty but don't have one.

Jess was acting like a spakker on the bus today.

by Bdino November 4, 2010

speakin' ban

Stop talking because I'm not about to listen.

Ernesto: "...and you should have seen the way I worked the street..."
Shahid: "Speakin' ban! Speakin' ban!"

by tkelly77 June 6, 2010

Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

by YouHaveNoSense December 26, 2010

SPEAKISM

SAY ONE THING TO SAVE FEELINGS BUT YOU REALLY MEAN THE OPPOSITE.

SPEAKISMS ARE USUALLY USED TO SOFTEN THE BLOW OR TO ALLOW FOR AN EASIER EXIT..

USED ON PPL THAT DO DUMB SHIT OR SAY DUMB SHIT!

SPEAKISM === OPPOSITE

Sure... go ahead === I don't want you to.

I'm not upset === FUCK YOU!

Don't play stupid with me === You know what the fuk im talking bout

Give it a chance === this will never happen

I don't like trouble === IM GONNA DENY EVERYTHING

by RUFF RYDER FREE October 17, 2010

speak greek with a roman accent

it means when a person is talking but nobody can understand what they are saying

What did he say? He might as well speak Greek with a Roman accent.

by Ms. Pinkberry December 21, 2016