PENIS 

Penis: noun, verb, adj, insult, etc.

Emma.

Behind them everyone hears someone randomly yell at the top of their lungs "PENIS!!!!"

"Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.

PENIS by keylicker01 October 10, 2004

Penis 

Plural penises dick
1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.
3. Comes in all sizes and colors

Tiara:That dude said is penis was 23 inches long
Sara:yea right

Penis by Chayundra June 12, 2008

penis 

things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention!

"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis!"

penis by Mike_Unt69 May 2, 2009

penis 

a lovely rod where gurls bounce on n produce th best juice eva .....!

nathasha is cumin to bounce again on my penis tonite

penis by rodee September 15, 2011

penis 

It's that thing hanging between a normal man's legs. However it must be noted that Uber Uberest has no cack.

Poor Uber Uberest, he has no penis... I guess we should cornhole him. --- Furor Planedefiler

penis by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot May 2, 2003

Penis 

A huge dog considered to be a vicious.

John: I heard the other day on urban dictionary said a penis was a dog is that true?

Mike: are u mental don't look on urban dictionary its full of bullshit

Penis by stfu100 April 27, 2008

Penis 

Something daniel has, but in a small size.

Daniel must be a sad man. penissss

Penis by blackforwin March 6, 2014