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Naked-Pants

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.
No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.
by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008
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Naked snow angel

A dance move..... hands draw the shape of an angel in front on you (like a figure of eight) whilst shaking vigorously, as if cold (of as if dancing to a "techno tune).
When the music reaches your soul......break it down with a naked snow angel!
by JoeFaithmasterfunk January 17, 2010
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Nike bitch

Telling someone to do something and stop asking questions about it, especially when the demand seems bizzare and you dont seem to have any logical or sensible reason. Originated from the Nike slogan 'Just Do lt'.
Jack:Alright, can you just tell me why i should jump off this cliff.
Jake:Nike Bitch!

Girl:Your dick stinks! Why should i suck it?
Guy:Nike Bitch!
by Black-Jaw November 23, 2010
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Naked Lady Giver

Any computer connected to the internet.

(As in capable of accessing pornographic, adult material)
I woulda checked my email, but I got a virus on my naked lady giver.
by Team_ZG_DrAwesome November 26, 2011
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Nikea

The nicest, kindest soul you’ll ever meet. Nikea’s are amazing friends you should keep. They’re strong, independent and aren’t afraid to speak their mind.
Nikea is an amazing person!
by Queeffart May 4, 2022
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The Naked Finger

When a married person does not wear his or her wedding ring because he or she is angry at his or her spouse. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Mary was mad at her husband Bill for refusing to make dinner, so she gave him the naked finger.
by Mrs. Henry January 4, 2009
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Rear Naked Unicorn

A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!
"Dude, how was your weekend?"

"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
by GeoGuyofSanPedro August 23, 2010
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