the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.

Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.

by cut the cards February 23, 2026

moustachular

An adjective which describes a noun with regards to a mustache or mustaches in general.

I have neither the patience nor the moustachular fortitude to grow a Snidely Whiplash Stash.

by E to the Van August 25, 2010

Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011

Moistache

Perspiration on the upper lip.

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.

by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".

David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had bee having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as pf late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014