Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Manno Mania

A phrase related to the popular Fornite Battle Royal game, where an individual is so dillusional about their own ability that they will constantly over extend and get themselves killed.

God dammit not again, I think i have Manno Mania

by Matt the Lyrical Genius June 14, 2018

Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.

Penelope Cruz is mondo.

by menepoopoo May 16, 2018

mongolian shimmy

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.

After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.

by JohnnyBTheZen April 12, 2018

Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair

Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.

by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018

mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.

Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.

by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018

Mennowpause

The period in a extremely hot ladies life when her looks fade to the point where they no long cover up for the crazy, boring or childlike world view continually emanating from her mouth. Symptoms usually manifest themselves in the late 40s to early 50s and causes episodes of confusion, anger, and railing against the establish chauvinistic patriarchy that ironically was the source of her power, prior to the condition onset.

That 43 year old actress has really gone from 0 to crazy in just a few years, I think she is going through mennowpause.

by stubing August 18, 2018