Microshafted

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

by symonsez March 31, 2003

Michael Clifford

He is a sex god that plays guitar and sings in a band called 5 seconds of summer with another 3 sex gods. His hair is just amazing and colorful and his smile is just cute and perfect. He believes that he is a punk rock guy but he is not, that's what makes him cuter than he is

-Hey do you like michael clifford?
-The 5sos guitarrist? i love him!

by cliffxrdsbabe September 24, 2014

Microshaft

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

by lore November 13, 2003

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.

Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Micheal Moore

The way an idiot spells Michael Moore.

Micheal Moore is a liberal Douch Bag and a Pedofile sic. I Khanate believ he gets away with taht shite!

by Evan B. April 14, 2006

microwave mentality

Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.

Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done."

Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."

by ShadowInTheNight February 3, 2010

michael jackson

The King of Pop. His album Thriller, released back in 1982, is the best selling album of all time, selling over 104 million copies world wide. He is also the King of Dance.

Michael Jackson holds the record for best selling album of all time.

by xCHRiSxBROWNxLOVER2214 January 11, 2008