The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."
by synasthetic October 14, 2016
Get the Laying Groutmug. by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011
Get the egg-layingmug. To have sex with
by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023
Get the Lay a henmug. Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou September 6, 2016
Get the lay down friendmug. 
When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
Get the Santa's Hairy Laymug. Super good at dead rails and very sigma and mews alot and is super rich and has so much huzz real
THIS IS NOT FAKE
THIS IS NOT FAKE
by anonymous April 2, 2025
Get the Laimug.