John

a fucking apple

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie

John by jlilxow August 3, 2023

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John

A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."

John is so basic.

John by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023

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John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend

girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"

John by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023