Boring Bill

The male counterpart of a Plain Jane.

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"

by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

You’ve become really boring lately

Jewish UrbanDictionary editors, I’m talking about you guys.

You’ve become really boring lately

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

Opposite of boring

Natalie Germann

Natalie Germann is the opposite of boring

by dingus99 July 20, 2021

Bored of love- kidrain

Bored of love- original track by Charlie Lawes, 13.

Have you heard that song by Charlie Lawes, bored of love- kidrain

by Bored of love kidrain February 2, 2022

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023