fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

fried chicken lovers

being racist when your drunk

I'm a drunk nigga, here with my fellow fried chicken lovers, meg and jenna, sipping on some grape soda... currently waiting for compton ass terry.

by Get off your knees March 5, 2007

Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013

fried

mad ugly
really blk
burnt
dark
crispy

OMGosh that girl i saw in the mall was soo fried.
I heard that new boy in our school is fried

by Ladii Reese March 2, 2007

FRIED EGG

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

by beaner 666 December 4, 2010