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Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.
Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>
by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009
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I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."
Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
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Englitalian

A marriage of the English and Italian languages in the same sentence. Unlike Spanglish, which is English and Spanish creatively nuzzled into one word.
"I went to Firenze ieri sera." Would be an Englitalian sentence.
by sarmac March 9, 2012
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Engrish

Engrish is a form of english that isn't pronounced or spelled in the right way. Regularly used when referring to a japanese, Chinese, or Korean translation.
Engrish words
No Smorking

Waffur
Me Excuse?
Oolf
Infires
Cheejiburger
Deformed Person
Evrybody rice eat. (Everybody eat rice)
Im long ( Im tall)
by AlternativeMisconception September 14, 2014
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Queen's English

1) Believed by uneducated or disinterested Americans and Irish to be a statement of fact

2)The speech of Cyndi Lauper
1) Madison: Teacher, kin yew barry me a pin?
Teacher: Madison, don't you know the Queen's English?
Madison: No ma'am. Is she?

2) Gurls jis wanna have fun
by Ramon Z Adams December 18, 2010
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Full English Breakfast

When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
by top spinner July 29, 2011
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full english breakfast

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
by evil bob September 3, 2006
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