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Psychological engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a mental engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy. They study the mechanics of the mind, etc.
I want to be a psychological engineer.

Psychologists are just psychological engineers!

Therapists are psychological engineers.
by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023
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Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.
Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.
by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021
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Evolve Engine

The best Gta 5 Cheat of Planet Earth, Stronger than shaggy
meaning it is very strong
- Baran
all of the skids using h4x, free menus: OH NO I GOT BANNED, i only gave myself 25 mil to stay undetected WHAT THE FRICK

Evolve Engine user: *spawns 500 cars gets 10 mil a sec and doesnt get banned*, thats how the maffia works
by Evolve <3 February 11, 2019
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Armchair Engineer

A person, often who does not hold an engineering degree or does, but has no actual experience with real engineering and ended up in a different technical field. This person can often be found on facebook or other social media platforms criticizing engineers for apparent problems with consumer or other products that they believe could be better. This person is quick to point out obvious faults because they believe engineering is simply envisioning a perfect product, and that makes it happen. They have no understanding/experience with the cost, management, cross-functional team collaboration, qualification requirements, documentation requirements, problems of similar parts, legal regulations, interchangeability with other parts or assemblies, material properties and compatibility, corrosion resistance, lead times of parts and material, production costs, service restrictions and costs, low rate of failures pertaining to the one they unfortunately experienced, or many other constraints that limit the "perfect solution" that they envision.
Armchair engineer: "Its 2024, surely engineers could design a car that never rusts or corrodes, they just want you to pay for repairs and replacements to ensure they maintain profits". Engineer:" Sure, there are materials available to prevent corrosion for a longer time if you want to pay 6-8 figures for your vehicle that gets you A to B and costs 5-7 figures to repair and still requires yearly maintenance to avoid that condition. No rust or other corrosion on cars for the life of the car is a great idea though, not sure why us engineers didnt think of that, where did you get your armchair engineering degree? We should probably go back to your school."
by beer08 July 30, 2024
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enginement

The act of enjoying a vagina either during sex or masturbation.
That was pure enginement right there!
by ghettohippo September 4, 2009
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without knowledge in engineering

without having thought things through comme du monde
if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!
by Sexydimma March 14, 2015
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back engineer

An *ultra boss-level nerd that can unlicense, break, and optionally repurpose software (and/or hardware) that other nerds made.
The nerdness level of the product creators shall not matter to the back engineer; it is considered pwnable by the back engineer, whether the soft/hardware in question was shipped by basic low-tier/mediocre nerds, or by their superior mega-nerds and the like - the back engineer will unpack and dissect it with as least effort as required, because efficiency.

The back engineer may enjoy the following (not necessarily in that order): writing better code than u and ur dad combined, shitty memes, repurposing products, occasionally making stuff crash, caffeine, and/or gaining unfair advantage while learning new curse words from other players online.

Since we know back engineers are better programmers than most qualified nerds, they are known to ship highly stable and robust shit that will may very likely wreck other nerds' life's, turning them very dark and miserable, if those happen to attempt to back engineer the already-back-engineered shit themselves.

* ultra-boss = the very final ranking a nerd could possibly achieve in a single lifespan
- We can't go sleep now, we got some back engineering work to do.
- So what if you don't publish the source? They will just back engineer it.
- f*ck this shit imma back engineer that ass
by inengineerswetrust May 8, 2024
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