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Definitions by Marvin

to attach clothespins to ones testicles during the act of masturbation in order to gain arousal from the painful sensation caused.
I caught Joe chakroffing in his dorm room during winter break when he thought the building was empty for the next week.
Chakroff by Marvin October 26, 2006

Marga Dawg 

A jamaican insult meaning a meagre dog
A: Ya head faeva bumba brush
B: Marga Dawg
Marga Dawg by Marvin September 16, 2005
ass and titty machichine - at a strip club what the cash dispensing machine is called
I needed a lap dance so i went to the atm.
atm by Marvin March 24, 2005

academic chicken 

A person who is smart, but who is too scared to show it because they don't want to be made fun of.
I could have gotten an A on the test, but I'm an academic chicken and don't want to be shuvved in my locker.
academic chicken by Marvin March 16, 2005

Gods final message 

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"
Gods final message by marvin February 17, 2005

South Euclid

Clowns,Butt Lickers,Triangle Members,
Retards,Ship of Fools,Host of Morons
Filled with all of the above with room for many more
South Euclid by marvin January 14, 2005

Fat Ginger Faggot 

This is the derogatory way to descrbe Ben Clay. He meets all of these criteria but he prefers the term horizontally challeneged, strawberry blonde person of homosexual orientation.
I know this fag, he happens to be a heffer and be a guare. I am going to call him fat ginger faggot.
Fat Ginger Faggot by marvin December 22, 2004