Dylan Johnson

Crazy cat that loves lemons❤️

Why is Dylan Johnson sucking on a lemon?

by SassyPrincessxoxo March 5, 2014

dylan

Dylan is the typical school shooter name, because of his small penis he is short tempered and results to anger. Do not cross Dylan, if Dylan reaches in his pocket run. Do not make fun of, or laugh at Dylan. He is not to be fucked with, he started Columbine.

Dylan was laughing during Columbine.

by Revos September 14, 2017

Dylan

A name (usually male) of a very annoying person with aids.
They always say gay shit to their friends. If they have friends of cause.

Person: Ligma
Dylan: yes please
Person: You gay shit

by Stormwebb19 August 8, 2018

dylan

hottest boy alive most likely to be mistakin with a girl.very queer but lovable. mostly very crazy and loves the sport football.
may have tourets

girl:dylan you rock
dylan:haha ahh shit thanks

by ihatemymom66 January 20, 2009

Dylan Gale

a very strong young man. witha fucked sex drive and a ubsetion with anal. he can bike and fuck. he likes it when a girl masterbaits his prostait

im gona name my kid dylan gale so he has a great life

by dylan gale February 28, 2013

dylan gibson

The definition of a want to be redneck

That kid's acting like a Dylan Gibson.

by Medical Shears May 5, 2015

Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!

Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan

by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018