dick free December

Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.

Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(

by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019

The Rona Deception

When you think a girl is hot when she has a mask on, but when it comes off she's ugly.

Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.

by Powerbi August 4, 2020

December 1

National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.

Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!

Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.

Guy 1: Fuck man-

by liamwh November 2, 2019

Decerto

A European competitive Call of Duty forum where many disabled people and infants now hang out, in contrast to the early days (2007) when the level of posting was mainly mature and intelligent. The majority of new users constantly spew overused memes with a view to getting "likes". Many people have adopted the bb.com misc sense of humour but are unaware new faggots so do not have the ability to use said jokes and memes in correct fashion. The average age is 14, with the average IQ being a similar number. It is cringe-central.

just joined decerto from gb ur8 m8 mirin

by Wesley Poupon June 14, 2011

December 1

It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway

Mum: Lacey please get up for school now

Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in

Mum: ok love you

by Panda9178 November 8, 2019

december 19

tim

i have to put something here so december 19 is the day i die thanks for coming to my pool party:)

by p1sslord420 October 15, 2019

December 1st

National stay home day. Everyone stays home from school to confuse the administrators. When nobody shows up for school it's like a free day off for the teachers. tell everyone so no one goes to school. Act sick, break a bone, do anything to stay home.

Mom, I can't go to school I'm sick. and its December 1st

by hehehehehehehehepp October 21, 2019