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cmhl

Crack Me Hole Laughing - used mainly in Ireland, where one laughs so hard your arsehole splits in two
It was hilarious - I cracked my hole laughing.

Funny, LOL, CMHL
by Zeehmosh November 10, 2020
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CMS

Ancient buildings where 7th graders go to learn history by the Stone or the Man and beaten up by 8th graders. All "students" learn useless things except for Big Mac Attack, and play volleyball in the gym, where you have to change clothes in a smelly room. The only time they don’t play volleyball is when they go to the pool, which is actually more of a WWI battlefield as it is 90% Chlorine. The motto is Expect the Best, but it is anything but the best. They have a class called Middle School Issues, which sounds disgusting, until you find out it’s just a 60 year old man ranting about the summer of 73. Good class. They have two Spanish teachers for some reason, and weird rooms. However, the best part of the building is The Band Room in the basement. There is a huge room for The Band, a really good band. They always win awards, coming back as the Champions again. This is because The Band is taught by two Music Gods. The Band Room is great because it comes complete with two offices and a huge storage room. Down the hall is the dirtiest bathroom ever, and two storage closet where they keep empty cases and snacks. Not to mention, CMS has a huge flight of stairs, ranging from the basement to the skies. Nobody knows how many floors there are at CMS, they only use up to the 4th floor, but no one who has went up further has come back. One thing is for sure, the stairs are the only way to get around, resulting in kids getting ripped calves. All in all, it’s a pretty nice place. 10/10.
Kid 1: Which class are you going to next? I've got Gym. We have to play lame volleyball again.

Kid 2: I have to run all the way down to the basement for band. My legs are gonna be so sore. At least I get to sit on the drum shelf. I love CMS

Kid 1: Me too
by Rango37 November 10, 2020
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Cmf

Lisa: WTF YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!? 😤
Betty:cmf
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cmeszz

cmeszz is a slag word for eternal life
c for the c mes for messy and zz for sleep,it’s the perfect combination

cmeszz is known as a alpha or at higher level omega

cmeszz is a constant that will not go away and will be talked about for years to come
everyone visits the cmeszz for wise knowledge and for laughs

every time a cmeszz posts they bring everyone joy with useless knowledge that will never leave there mind
person 1: “Why are you so happy today?”
person 2: “cmeszz just posted”
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Cmrnljndr

A word that's much larger, when speaking in quantity, than love.
I wish there was a word that was more than I love you.

There is! It's cmrnljndr. I cmrnljndr you so much!
by Amor Supremo December 3, 2020
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cmwyt

choke me with your thighs
me: its always wyd and never cmwyt
him: cmwyt?
me: choke me with your thighs
by smollppgirly December 15, 2020
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Cmao

Is a “shortcut” downloaded by androids to convey both laughter and sympathy with the pandemic
The electrical engineer was cmao-ing in response to the jew’s comment
by DONTPANIC911 December 18, 2020
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