male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"

Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.

by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006

shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.

Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )

by me14 March 5, 2007

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

Right Blindness

1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.

2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.

Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?

Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.

by PulpPoet August 17, 2012

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

by signon77 October 24, 2013

mind-blender

This is a personal device that I own, but was not born with. It is the brain in which I am able to consistently assimilate other people's experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness.

Once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. The result then is that all things come together as a creamy mixture of new concepts and processes that can be used in new opportunities.

"A mind-blender does not solve problems, it creates opportunities."

by Sportay October 12, 2016