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Gender Blasting

Publicly assuming someone’s gender. Usually an offense tactic used by conservatives to disrupt the liberal agenda.
The nurse gender blasted Kourtney’s new born by saying “its a boy!”

Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.

Gender blasting
by MYTHBOY July 7, 2019
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penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina
Tom was bush-beating clair.
by dak280 March 23, 2020
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Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid
by Grevylags April 7, 2020
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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Turkey Basting

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you
by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020
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Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse
Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.
by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020
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