banter

nonsense. lots of talk with no meaning or point.

i bantered with him all nite.
we are bishops of banter.
i like to banter.

by kat October 26, 2003

Witty Banter

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.

Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"

by gravy111 November 19, 2010

muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

by fatface August 5, 2006

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

banter

the act of playful talk and being a bantersaurus

"Tommy, I am extremely disappointed!"

"What did I do?"
"You didn't invite me to your banter page!"
"Well isn't this just a load of banter"

by Mr Butlick May 13, 2015

batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

by J. Dodz May 1, 2006

Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007