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tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
tampon wasteland by wordman55 August 27, 2012
Waste is a terrible thing to mind
Waste by mindwaste December 3, 2011

The Wanted 

a wonderful "ladband" (not a boyband) from the UK.
They all actually have really great voices. I saw them live so anyone who says otherwise is just trying to act like they know everything about music.
Sure, they might be a bit fluffy and their songs might not be all that deep and meaningful but they definitely have talent

They are also pretty attractive
the band consists of...
Max George, Tom Parker, Nathan Sykes, Jay McGuiness, and Siva Kansewaren.
Girl #1- Did you go see The Wanted last night?

Girl #2- Yea. I'm not a huge fan of that type of music but they all were pretty good singers.

Girl #1- OMG. You'r so lucky. I love them
The Wanted by seatdrawer November 18, 2011

wastedface

noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.
I went to that party and got completely wastedface.

I plan on getting wastedface tonight.
wastedface by UD girl April 20, 2007

Waste of rations

A soldier who is so useless his/her only purpose in life is to be a drain on the supply train.
What do you mean Jonsey broke the gimpy again? Fuckin' waste of rations.

Waste-kadet 

Waste-kadet is meaning for those who aren't full wasteman but they're close
Oh my god sonal is such a waste-kadet