Vagina

The Pathway to Narnia.

"Dude, Vagina's are like the pathway to Narnia."

by FORNARNIA November 8, 2012

Temple of the Holy Vagina

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---

Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.

by wanker56 May 24, 2007

sand in the vagina

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.

Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.

by BAMFclops November 28, 2009

vagina cheese

clumpyness of secretions from the pussy when not kept clean or trimmed.

bitch get yo' vagina cheese out my face

by kn33nah January 29, 2003

Vaginabeard

Used to describe a woman who has facial hair and leaves you wondering what she has down under. Usually the result of poor female hygiene.

Did you see that girl in our photography class? She has more facial hair than me...she must be a vaginabeard!

by Shamblelol February 8, 2010

Vagina Bubble

When a woman takes a bubble blower, puts it over her vagina, then queefs making vagina bubbles.

Did you see the size of that Vagina Bubble ?

by Dr Vagina November 15, 2010

concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008