Tord

A red- hoodie wearing person from the cartoon eddsworld, created by Edd Gould ( legend ).
Tord is Norwegian and can be a bit of an idieotic person but he can be really nice and Ho- if you know him.
He has of course a Blood red hoodie, Brown edible hair which is held up by two party hats!

Tord is the worst friend I could have and my only,

by You will appear online January 1, 2020

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

fecal torpedo

A violent shit that rockets out of the ass at a very high rate of speed.

Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.

Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2

by Lou_III January 30, 2009

Dutch Torpedo

The act of taking a shit in any body of water and guiding your fresh turd (henceforth referred to as the torpedo) to your friends swimming nearby, be it by natural currents or human motion. You position yourself upstream, take a squatting position and spread your butt cheeks to launch the warhead. As the guidance system locks in on your target, you then start the countdown sequence: “3, 2, 1, fire!” If your brown torpedo hits one of your friends and triggers its toxic cargo, you then shout “I’ve sunk your battleship!”

Yo Dude, What's this floating in the water? OH NO! It's a Dutch Torpedo! Swim for your life!

by Three Stripes June 10, 2014

Treaty of Tordesillas

Treaty negotiated by the pope in 1494 to resolve the territorial claims of Spain and Portugal.

The Portuguese colonized Brazil under the terms of the Treaty of Tordesillas, a 1494 agreement dividing the Americas between Spain and Portugal.

by HistoryNerd94 January 6, 2012

Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.

Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*

by Cloud November 19, 2004

Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005