tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

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If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006

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Tits on a Bull

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless

That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull

by The Druggist October 12, 2008

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pot tits

Breasts formed on men from excessive food cravings ("munchies") as a result from smoking too much marijuana.

"Man, did you check out his pot tits? Hey buddy, lay off of the Reeses and Doritos!"

by Dr.Von Nostrand August 6, 2006

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Slag Tits

A particulaly loose girl who likes to sleep around and has a really rough looking pair of boobs. Often saggy, droopy, 'tennis ball in a sock' syndrome.

Christ I shagged your Mum last night and she was a right Slag Tits!

In response to a girl being a bitch, you would be more than entitled to reply "Fuck off you fishy minged slag tits!"

by David4rd February 25, 2008

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