old thing

An "Old thing" an Ex boyfriend or Ex Girlfriend Whom You've Since Elivated from

Chris: "This the shorty I was telling you about"

Ray Ray: "Damn son, You Know that's my Old Thing right"

by SkinComplexionHenny February 16, 2014

A thing

When two people are seeing each other but have little to no intention on official labeling the relationship.

Are you guys dating?
Oh no, we’re just a thing.

by Cranberryann May 6, 2018

The Thing

A sex move in which the male cums on his partner's face before throwing crushed Doritos all over them.

"How was last night?"
"I turned her into The Thing"

by xxpwndxx711 November 20, 2018

Do A Thing

to pull a crazy, stupid face when called out .

"hey paul Do a Thing" . Paul proceeds to stop what he's doing and pulls a extremely stupid face

by deano_m_ January 7, 2016

put the wrong thing in the wrong hole

When one really fucks up

Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.

by NES Taker 2016 December 19, 2016

Next Big Thing

An annual rock concert held in Tampa, FL. The event is organized by the radio station 97x. It is, without a doubt, the best most awesomenistic chaboomski ridiculous spectacular event ever in the Tampa Bay area.

NEXT BIG THING IS HOSTING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, A DAY TO REMEMBER, BLACK KEYS, CHEVELLE, SWITCHFOOT, CAGE THE ELEPHANT, THE DIRTY HEADS, FINGER ELEVEN, PAPER TONGUES, SICK PUPPIES, AGAINST ME!, AMERICAN BANG, AND NEON TREES ON DECEMBER 5TH, 2010!

Anyone who is anyone is going, unless for good reason.

by rdoobie November 26, 2010

I did a thing

The caption of someones social media post representing their newly done tattoo

Random girl on instagram: "I did a thing yesterday! Looks awesome!"

by Flarrow April 14, 2017