Retarded Thing 

A human-generated retarded entity.

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

Retarded Thing by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011

old thing 

An "Old thing" an Ex boyfriend or Ex Girlfriend Whom You've Since Elivated from

Chris: "This the shorty I was telling you about"

Ray Ray: "Damn son, You Know that's my Old Thing right"

old thing by SkinComplexionHenny February 16, 2014

A thing 

When two people are seeing each other but have little to no intention on official labeling the relationship.

Are you guys dating?
Oh no, we’re just a thing.

A thing by Cranberryann May 6, 2018

The Thing 

A sex move in which the male cums on his partner's face before throwing crushed Doritos all over them.

"How was last night?"
"I turned her into The Thing"

The Thing by xxpwndxx711 November 20, 2018

Do A Thing 

to pull a crazy, stupid face when called out .

"hey paul Do a Thing" . Paul proceeds to stop what he's doing and pulls a extremely stupid face

Do A Thing by deano_m_ January 7, 2016

put the wrong thing in the wrong hole 

When one really fucks up

Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.

put the wrong thing in the wrong hole by NES Taker 2016 December 19, 2016

Next Big Thing 

An annual rock concert held in Tampa, FL. The event is organized by the radio station 97x. It is, without a doubt, the best most awesomenistic chaboomski ridiculous spectacular event ever in the Tampa Bay area.

NEXT BIG THING IS HOSTING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, A DAY TO REMEMBER, BLACK KEYS, CHEVELLE, SWITCHFOOT, CAGE THE ELEPHANT, THE DIRTY HEADS, FINGER ELEVEN, PAPER TONGUES, SICK PUPPIES, AGAINST ME!, AMERICAN BANG, AND NEON TREES ON DECEMBER 5TH, 2010!

Anyone who is anyone is going, unless for good reason.

Next Big Thing by rdoobie November 26, 2010