Taking a wank! 

Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.

Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!

Taking a wank! by Hello I am Gay February 17, 2007

I'm not talking 

an impossible phrase to say,

guy 1: shut up people! stop talking

2: i'm not talking!

1: thats impossible!

I'm not talking by funnyman21224 December 2, 2010

taking a piss 

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

taking a piss by Christophe Graham July 6, 2006

Talking

That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment.

"I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that dress really does make you look fat."

Talking by Ryan Mock April 19, 2005

Taking a Devlin 

Means "taking a dump", "shit", "crap".
In the movie, Just Go With It, Katherine (Jennifer Aniston) calls “taking a dump”, "Taking a Devlin,” which she names after an obnoxious sorority roommate she once had, who she inadvertently runs into in Hawaii (Nicole Kidman).

Where's your brother?" "Taking a Devlin

Taking a Devlin by Just Go With It Fanatic December 11, 2011

Talking Head 

A video of a spokesperson on a website, usually with a transparent background around the spokesperson.

I want to put a talking head on my website to greet visitors.

Talking Head by emark53 September 3, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach 

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking my talents to South Beach by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010