Stimp

The act of "grinding" or "twerking," except in the case if stimping, the male penis actually goes into the butt hole of the person they are dancing with. This is hands down the nastiest, kinkiest, rudest and quite frankly the best way to get freaky in da club.

Guy 1:"Damn bro you see how hard Laura was getting stimped at the twerkfest last night? I would so stimp the shit out of her."
Guy 2:"Yea man she's got the asshole of a goddess and she loves getting stimped."

Guy:"Sup beb wanna stimp?"
Girl:"No way Jose, that shit is too hardcore for me."
Guy:"Dumb bitch."

by stimpomatic6969 November 21, 2011

stamp licking

The extreme sport of licking a girls tramp stamp (a.k.a. a lower back tattoo) then running away before her boyfriend kicks your ass.

Had to visit Steve in the hospital because he decided to go stamp licking last night.

by Marvin310 August 1, 2010

brown kitten-stamp

Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.

Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.

by al and sean September 9, 2010

Well shit in my hat and stamp on it

Expression of surprise and disbelief.

"Well shit in my hat and stamp on it! Tigers can swim after all!"

by scruffbag December 8, 2006

Slompa

1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho

"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"

by t-14 January 15, 2009

Stamp Tramp

A person who gives their stamp of approval to just about anything

Doreen - Hey Dad I'm dating a drug dealer

Herbert - He's good in my book

Doreen - Mam I got told by Dad that it's fine that I date a drug dealer
Mary - Herbert! This is the 15th boyfriend you've consented to that's involved in crime! You're a Stamp Tramp!

by E.Briggs January 4, 2014

Brown Stamp

To place ones buttocks on a glass surface (window) and proceed to spread ones cheeks - squeezing out enough of a log to effectively "stamp" the glass with your stinky seal.

Peter left a brown stamp on his boss's office window

by Joe Joe 34 July 7, 2007