Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.

Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.

by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014

9' O Shock

The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!

What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?

9' O Shock

by Sizzllee January 24, 2009

shocks

A term combining the words "shoes" & "socks."
Meaning "shoes & socks."

Just a minute, guys - I need to put on my shocks.

by Vegetarian Wiener Chick February 9, 2009

shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

by Noah March 24, 2004

Big Shocker

Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.

TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!

"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"

by Ben Stone, Elbow Room, Nebraska May 7, 2004

sicilian shocker

(Founded by a young italian woman.)The act of when a woman inserts an electric shock pen into her vagina.

Fine, I don't need you...i got the sicilian shocker.

by Tomas Paul October 1, 2008

After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

by brendan September 7, 2004