spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

Go on Shanks' Pony

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

by epynephrin January 6, 2005

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

Skanks

Late, lamented, dirty, perfect 1980s videogame arcade in Warwick, RI, officially known as "D.G.'s Arcade."

See also "Trump Skanks" (relocated version, decidely less skanky, also defunct).

"You wanna hit Skanks this afternoon for some Darius? Leave Finn home, he's ass madness."

"Why is it called Skanks? Because all the skanks hang out there."

by *The* Tank July 30, 2007

spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Shanksgiving

When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.

Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.

Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

spank

To masturbate, as in spank the monkey

Nothin' like a good ol' dry spank.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002