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Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.
He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.
by psully June 9, 2018
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Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.
By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.
by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019
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stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
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strip sacking bitches

or S-S-B
1. verb clause, commonly used in American football sports context: the process by which a defensive player tackles the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage and forcibly removes the ball from the QB grasp and makes a mockery of his opponent's manhood.
‎2. notwithstanding literal meanings refering to the assault and/or capture by way of a sackcloth women or female dogs.

See also 'violent crime'
James Harrison has been strip sacking bitches on a consitent basis in the NFL for several seasons.

Coach said, "I want to see you strip sacking bitches out on that field this Saturday, Johnson! WWJPD. What would Julius Peppers do?!"
by footballfan22 November 11, 2011
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brown sucking

1. The act of sucking poo out someone's arse hole

2. Deep throating a dark skinned male or shemale
1. 2 girls 1 cup

2. Arnie has a sore throat from brown sucking too much last night
by cheers4beer February 17, 2014
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Soul Sucking Smurf

A bitch ass mother fucker who is rude, nasty, no good son of a bitch, with commitment issues!!!!!
by People are stupid May 3, 2016
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