social-click 

1. pertaining to a group of individuals that feel comfortable enough to include each chosen friend as a status to feel secure by excluding others who they feel are inadequacy, based on judgement of the entire mass.

2. judgmental focus group of peers.

3. self seekers based on logical compromise via click like emotion.

4. a clicking sound of thinking quickly to rule out another speedily.

1. Oh my gosh, Debbie is so down all the time, she's not invited to our "social-click" outside orgy and buffet of promiscuity because she is sad for not being able to have what we got, and that is free love between each other, who are the only ones that offer this type of fornication.

2. He's in but your out of our social click.

3. Your invited but your friend can't come to our social click.

social-click by James_Lesley_Cain January 1, 2014

Social Cinderella 

A person that doesn't look like their social media pictures at all

She walks around looking like a bum but when you look at her social media she is a social Cinderella

Social Cinderella by Guitartwin October 31, 2014

social media guru 

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

social media guru by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

Social Orgasm 

A feeling similar to a high felt from being socially active. Especialy common among extroverts.

"Daisy had such a social orgasm at the party last night. Like she was on speed or something."

Social Orgasm by Thornbrier March 5, 2015

social bevis 

A stick that is used as a dildo

Girl: I'm feeling horny, pass the social bevis

social bevis by Crossover66 April 27, 2015

social media dad 

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

social media dad by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

social meeds 

The amount of likes, favorites, comments, pictures, posts, and/or shares someone requires to feel like they are capable of strong internet relationships and admired by many.

He's really not insecure in public, but he has to have at least 100 likes on a pic to fulfill his social meeds.

social meeds by Dfj003 March 26, 2016