Smart

The EXACT opposite of me

I am not smart

by Abadusername May 7, 2018

Shartenfreude

Enjoying someone's misfortune when they shit themselves.

It was a pure Shartenfreude moment when he was hoisted aloft towards that fountain. In Dublin.

by MrGibbon May 18, 2018

smart sheep

someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.

"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."

by dumb cluck May 25, 2018

Smartacus

In reverence and a // to the brave Spartacus, leader of the slave revolt in Roman times after the death of Christ.
With a tweak to Spartacus to add a hint of intelegence along with brave spirit to resist government oppression and overreach.

Your thoughts and words are both brave and intelligent, Smartacus.

by Truth_finder June 14, 2018

Smart-ish

You say you’re smart but you’re actually really stupid

Jesus your smart-ish.

by Big Daddy120806 December 6, 2018

smart-sized

A category of residential designs that have 401 sq. ft. to 700 sq. ft. of area.

With 70% of households in the US having only 1 or 2 occupants, it is time for a shift to smart-sized homes.

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

Sharted

Farting, and poop comes out a little bit

Aubri had to fart, but when she let it out she sharted.

by Milani Diaz October 15, 2019