Simon

He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!

You need a Simon as a best friend

Simon is a crazy kangaroo

by treewall November 21, 2021

Simon

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.

" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"

by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 06, 2017

Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.

Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.

by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 01, 2024

Simon

A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.

Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.

by INBOUNDLIVE April 09, 2021

Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great

Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!

by Ambe_r November 02, 2022