The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

by TDinKS September 29, 2020

Fuckbox 3-Shitty

Term used for when your xbox 360 gets the red rings of death.

*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!

by Where 11 January 18, 2009

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008

Palm Shitty

A town in southern Florida in Martin County, notorious for upper-class Suburban-driving pricks.

Dude, I drove through Palm Shitty on my way to Stuart. Those rich fags have put more inconvenient speedbumps on the road.

by Alex Dumpance December 13, 2009

poo ass shitty

The superlative for all things crappy. It's something that sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where fecal matter originates, and then finally be shitty.

Dude #1: Hey, did you go to the open mic last night at the Double Play Lounge? I heard it was pretty good.

Dude #2: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all, i mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix October 31, 2006

Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011