Semen Cream

When an individual take the foreskin of his penis and has men cum inside of it. Then he lets its stay in for a few hours he then puts his finger in his foreskin and takes the creamy cum out and sucks it off of his finger

Grandpa José likes Semen Cream

by VomitCock May 29, 2017

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018

Semen berries

When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.

Oh semen berries,Not again!

by Daweson May 6, 2018

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

semenza

A Semenza is the best person. They probably seem stupid, but they are really smart and good at problem solving. Semenza is usually a last name but people with it as a last name usually get called Semenza anyways. Semenzas are pretty entertaining and make you laugh all the time. If you happen to find a Semenza, keep them because you need her/him to make you happy. You can always rely on them to love you and care for you. They don't often show their love for another until the last second. It's not often you find a Semenza so when you do, make her be your best friend. Semenzas will every once in a while will have blue/green eyes. They usually start out blonde but end as a person with dark hair.

"Hey, what's Semenza's first name?" Henry said.
"I don't know, we just stick with Semenza. Why be called by your first name when you have an awesome last name like Semenza!"

by Your bestieeee February 20, 2018