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stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
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Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.
You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".
by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
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Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where
"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"
by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025
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murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
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stroke

woah she sTROKE!11!
by megabussyenergy March 23, 2019
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shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.
by kman142 July 31, 2022
mugGet the shower strokemug.

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.
Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.
by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016
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