sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

mexican snorkel

a sex position where the girl puts a guys balls in her mouth, and the gives the guy a hand job, and thus the erect penis looks like a air tube.

I was trying to perform the Mexican Snorkel, but his balls were too big for my mouth!

by soysaucebunny June 11, 2006

sporkster

A stalker who is actually very cool.

Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!

by kira March 19, 2004

sporkiatry

The practice of a psychiatrist who has the knowledge, skills, and personal attributes to adroitly use both a "spoon" and a "fork." In the trade, a "spoon" (medicine spoon to dispense meds) is known as medication management and a "fork" is known as the ability to analyze and assist - get correct data, synthesize and analyze the data, and, in a truly consultative way, promote correct thinking and interventions.

"Therapy" does not include (1) psychoanalysis (passive), (2) superficial work, such as so-called weekly "debriefings"; (3) anything less than supportively challenging clients to move towards mindfulness, wellness and health. Dr. Phil, but way less arrogant.

True "sporkiatry" is in short supply due to various factors, including, among other things, health insurance corporate values and the "dumbing down" of psychiatry as "biological psychiatry" since about 1979.

Although the terms "sporkiatry" and "sporkiatrist" have been used by some to disparage those in psychiatry who would "deign" to provide both spoon and fork services, the terms have the exact opposite significance -- they indicate very positive healthcare provider qualities.

Sporkiatry and sporkiatrist are related to "spork," a word invented more than 100 years ago to stand for a utensil that was both a spoon and a fork. See "spork" at Wikipedia.

Use of the word might include "Do you know any doctor who practices sporkiatry, not just as some corporate shill or pill pusher?"

by uclashrink April 25, 2011

Sporkie and Breuster

A three way 69.

Sometimes shortened to S n B.

Oi Lionel! Wanna join Ingrid and I in a lil' Sporkie and Breuster?

by Sporkie n Breuster February 4, 2016

Sporkie

A really amazing boyfriend or husband, that's also a little rascal, and does things he's not supposed to do.

That little Sporkie at my chocolate!

by Ledyard Bug March 12, 2017

Dinkly sporks

When that spork is so damn cute, it's dinkly.

Jesus, they're some dinkly sporks

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018