splerd

A splerd is someone that no one enjoys to be around and spits on the people when talking

An example of a splerd is say your talking to one and it spits on you redundantly while speaking

by kung fuu kenny February 13, 2025

Splerm

A mixture of semen, spit, and vaginal blood.

Dude, I had a sip of that splerm last night from that hoe down the road.

by splermlicker2400 January 30, 2026

splett

adjective

something that is not one’s preference

modern slang

“I mean she’s hot, but so splett”

by chel shell 🩰 February 19, 2026

spledged

when somebody gets teased with a spliff

the girl spledged the boy

by meow1meow2meow3meow4meow5 March 6, 2026

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

Spleendick

What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer attractive due to poor choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen

You see April lately? That girl used to gorgeous but I just saw her and she gave me spleendick

by Albert Adams June 25, 2025

Spletched

The act of cumming inside of a gay man twink while both are intoxicated inside of a car.

Yeah bro! I spletched inside David last week.

by Thepastelrat July 27, 2025