slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024

Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.

After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.

by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023

Slashley

A pun on the name Ashley with the word Slash. Usually used with horror related things.

Person 1: Hey, you know the new girl is?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is Ashley but her nickname is Slashley.

by TiaAmirite November 25, 2023

Slash

(Noun) Legendary guitarist for a number of bands - most notably Guns N' Roses and Velvet Revolver. However he is best know to the youth of today for posting weird, porny shit (the sort that would get any just about any other user banned) on his Instagram account.

When will Slash get back to practicing his guitar and not posting on his Instagram?

by Juan Bird PH April 7, 2024

Slash Flash

When people ask for a wrist/arm reveal and you actually give it to them, probably leaving them traumatized

a: what happened, man?
b: that guy pulled a Slash Flash on me! i thought he was joking!!

by tvvink May 3, 2024

Slabsexual

Having the sexual attraction to bricks

Hey did you hear Tom was slabsexual.
Wait Tom likes bricks?

by DeadFrost May 8, 2024

Slaks

When you lose your wallet while taking a phantom shit and cooking shit ass fried rice at the same time.

Henry: Dude I lose my wallet while I was in the bathroom trying to push out a dump for 40 minutes because of some ass fried rice I made earlier today.

John: Damn you really pulled a slaks today, you fucking loser.

by blazeninja123 March 8, 2026