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M.en or women
P.lease
Jk I’m the biggest simp on to walk the Earth

Me: omg Dabi is so freaking hot
Friend 1: Bro you simp

by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021

Jessica Simpson

1. Female "Singer" who has obtain millions by splurting out dumb questions and statements. She's married to another equal semi-famous "Singer", Nick, Who probably married her because he wasn't listen to what she was saying when they were dating. Crazy/Beautiful is the best term for this girl.

2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain.

3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.

1. "Dude, why you watching Newlyweds?... Oh my, Jessica got her head stuck in the toilet again! She needs to stop kicking, she scuffing up her gold-plated floors."

2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson."

3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson!"

by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005

the simpsons

A very well done show that has been on the air longer than any other show. Many people bitch about how "funny" Family Guy is while it is just a clone of the Simpsons. If it weren't The Simpsons, Matt Groening would probably slinging hash at his local diner. The Simpsons are not his only work of genius. He also has a book series called "Life in Hell." In attempts to help The Simpsons, South Park makes an episode called "The Simspons Already did it." Which was to show the Family Guy creators that their idea of creating a fat moronic dad had already been taken.
Even though The Simpsons has been on the air for more than 10 years, it manages to stay fresh and make people laugh.
Has such parodies in the show such as "Bye-Bye Nerdie" (Bye-bye, bordie) "SpringField, Springfield" (New York, New York) "Itchy and Scratchy" (Tom and Jerry) A halloween episode in which Homer is a giant ape on an island (King Kong), the "Monorail Song" (the Music Man) and many others, there is basically one in each episode really

Person #1: Ralph Wiggum is the best Simspons character.
Person #2: Yeah, gotta love 'em. I love the Simpsons. Espescially when Homer strangles Bart.

by Prof. Frink April 27, 2006

Marge Simpson

When a pipe or other smoking device is packed over capacity resembling Marge’s hair style.

“Let’s get superhigh.”

“Okay, I’ll pack a Marge Simpson.”

by DanMazz November 15, 2011

the simpsons

All-time classic show that's beginning to show it's age. Used to be brilliant, but now it's only watchable to good.

The Simpsons was great until the writers started running out of ideas.

by IkeM October 24, 2003

Simpsons

A family of insane suburbanites with ping-pong ball eyes and,apparently, bad cases of jaundice.

There's something happenin' up at the old Simpson place!

by Lord Malshun March 16, 2005

simp

Things that guys do to get attention for females and make them happy 4 no reason

Jeff became a simp the day he bought sara PS5 and hardly no each other

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020