What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.
The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
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A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...
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Oh my God it's Oberyn Martell in Buffy the vampire slayer, and he looks so young!
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Retro recognition can also be pretty much guaranteed by watchingt any old episode of tales from the crypt.
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Bob: How was the contest?
Jayy: I got first place, although I had to rethirst several times or I would have passed out
Jayy: I got first place, although I had to rethirst several times or I would have passed out
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Calvin: You are posting your dinner plans in the wrong channel on Slack.
Seven: So "social plans" don't include dinner?
Calvin: Just kidding...
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Seven: So "social plans" don't include dinner?
Calvin: Just kidding...
Seven: Everyone, Cal is RetroKidding again...
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