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Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013
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retardoglyphics

Wow! Pat sure has some shitty handwriting, it looks like retardoglyphics!
by Deerslayer1969 December 16, 2013
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retro recognition

When you re watch an old tv episode or film and recognise someone who you now know as a famous person/character.
Oh my God it's Oberyn Martell in Buffy the vampire slayer, and he looks so young!

Retro recognition can also be pretty much guaranteed by watchingt any old episode of tales from the crypt.
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Rethirst

Verb. Northwest slang, meaning to hydrate oneself. Usually used after a particularly exhausting event.
Bob: How was the contest?

Jayy: I got first place, although I had to rethirst several times or I would have passed out
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retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards
Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!
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retrokidding

The act of trying to retract a statement (usually on social media) that makes the author look like a jerk by pretending the statement was a joke the entire time.
Calvin: You are posting your dinner plans in the wrong channel on Slack.
Seven: So "social plans" don't include dinner?
Calvin: Just kidding...

Seven: Everyone, Cal is RetroKidding again...
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