Poopy Queef

An extremely explosive pussy fart of such magnitude that it is difficult to determine its orifice of origin. It is usually accompanied by the presence of faecal matter and pungent foul odour.

So I was bangin this chick last night and she had a massive poopy queef, there was shit everywhere but I swear it came from her minge.

by Talandriuh Watkins January 1, 2010

Queef

air passing out of the vaginal cavity after a man thrusts his large member in his womans vaginal cavity.

"well i'll be sis, u just queefed on my meat stick"

by cathy queefer March 31, 2005

reverse queef

breathing in a girls queef and blowing it back in her mouth

a reverse queef is where you blow air into your moms vagina and then cup your mouth around the hole, she queefs into your mouth, you close your lips and blow it back into her mouth.

by Darren Ingledew March 18, 2011

beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

by Walenski June 22, 2008

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation

man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight

by trollzor48 September 26, 2017

queef head

a head that has been queefed on

people whose names start with the letter "L", george bush is a queef head

by Dr. Lucas August 11, 2008