programmadectomy

To modify or replace a function or programmer of a software program.

With vivid understanding of the software's problem; the skilled engineer performed a programmadectomy.

by deadzen March 5, 2010

prognarsis

To have a high probability of being stoked. This condition is typical among kite-boarders of the Central and Southern California coasts. Typical symptoms include excessive boost, and schwack, as well as high radiation levels from exposure to nuclear winds. Related conditions include gnarcolepsy.

Did you check out Dave's stoke the other day? That dude has a serious prognarsis!

by GeoWookie May 21, 2011

Proglam

To write, troubleshoot or integrate sweet code while workin' a fine look. Sassy hair, hot makeup, bling, glitter and heels recommended for maximum effect. Stunning effect on brogrammers.

"Got my spike heels on and the girls up high,
Glitter on the keyboard and Gaga in my ears.
Ready to proglam all...night...long."

by Foxydot December 15, 2011

Progazing

When you catch someone creeping on someone/something for more than 20 seconds.

Damn Cameron you PROGAZING those boobies?

by Tetrahydrocannibal February 7, 2012

progmess

when instead of making progress you make a bigger mess than when you started and wish you had just let things be.

i started organizing my office, now i have a big progmess and think i'll play some online poker instead.

by tashabee February 19, 2013

programsturbation

What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.

Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation

by a_hollister December 30, 2013

proganjavist

those who protest the rights to use ganja and be ganjafied

* kf handcuffed himself to a police station after his ganja was taken
lc: wow, that's something a proganjavist would do

by LostCucumber March 31, 2014