Situations and scenarios third-wave feminists whine and complain about that literally don't exist in any basis of reality.
Susan complains about how hard her life is due to men, from her iPhone that was engineered by men from the comfort of a house built by men... talk about zero world problems.
by anonymous April 4, 2021
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"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
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in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
by Sexydimma February 2, 2021
Get the difference between attacking people and problems mug.An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.
by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006
Get the anal probe mug.Person: Did you see that 5 More Problems show last night?
Other person: Yeah yeah!It was amazingly CRAZY!!!
Other person: Yeah yeah!It was amazingly CRAZY!!!
by Peter P. January 29, 2006
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1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.
1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.
1. As the weeks wore on, Jill didn't have the heart to tell her husband that the child he had waited so long to meet was merely a probastinatard.
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!
by Melanie Pritchard September 1, 2007
Get the Probastinatard mug.Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.
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